Far Cough 7:23 Tue Feb 15
Anyone had an Endoscopy done?
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Had to cancel mine, was gagging like a fucker, I've had one before although it was uncomfortable it was completed.
Might have to go the sedation route
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Elpojohn
7:42 Tue Feb 15
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I,ve had a few done , No sedation needed, just swallow when they ask you to do so. Its just a bit uncomfortable , not painful.
Think of something nice ,Like the Hammers Winning the FA Cup for a Change, and it will be over in 5 mins.
Good Luck.
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ted fenton
7:45 Tue Feb 15
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I've had 4 now FC and one every year from now on It's not very nice but I had the throat spray !
Good luck if you breath with it and stay calm it's soon over it's a fecking lot better than a colonoscopy.
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Mike Oxsaw
7:50 Tue Feb 15
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ted fenton 7:45 Tue Feb 15
They don't use the same camera for both, do they?
No wonder you went for the throat spray.
Hope it was Jeyes Fluid...
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ted fenton
7:54 Tue Feb 15
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My first one was so many years ago Mike that they used a Box Brownie
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Far Cough
7:55 Tue Feb 15
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I've had the arse camera before although uncomfortable, I'd still rather that than the endoscopy
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yngwies Cat
8:09 Tue Feb 15
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I've had the one arse one done, box brownie up yer Aris.
Useful link to help you through it
https://youtu.be/iqV3_J-andE
Good luck
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Kaiser Zoso
8:13 Tue Feb 15
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I’ve had the Japs eye one, but refused it initially, then they said they’d do it with a general anaesthetic
Having a gypsys for the next couple of days was a nause.
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Far Cough
8:18 Tue Feb 15
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Japs eye, that's for the clap isn't it?
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SecondOpinion
8:20 Tue Feb 15
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I've had the throat and arse done....at the same time...where they meet in the middle
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Kaiser Zoso
8:21 Tue Feb 15
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it was checking for the big C in the bladder.
Don’t get so dehydrated that you end up pissing blood is the moral of that story. Bit disappointing compared to getting the Tilbury Docks, agreed
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zico
8:22 Tue Feb 15
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Had that and the Sigmoidoscopy done last few years. At least with the Sigmoidoscopy you could puff away on the gas. I over did it and was as high as a kite! Mate had the endoscopy done day before me and said it was fine so thought I'd brave it. I was gagging for England and had tears running down my face. Glad my mate thought it was funny!
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SecondOpinion
8:23 Tue Feb 15
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zico 8:22 Tue Feb 15
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Same
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Stickleback
10:33 Tue Feb 15
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You should try the urodynamics test.
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chim chim cha boo
10:33 Tue Feb 15
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I've had three. I took the valium and throat spray and still the first and second one felt like being as pissed as I have ever been then tortured. Fucking horrible.
I really didn't want another as it was so unpleasant and the doctor (a woman) asked me what was so bad about it?
I said that I have trouble breathing through my nose and it felt like I was drowning and she said 'well why didn't you breathe through your mouth then'?
It turns out that the camera and lead have breathing holes in them. She performed the endoscopy, I had the throat spray and the valium and besides a massive burp it was relatively okay.
Not exactly nice but breathing through your mouth makes it a bit easier.
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zico
10:40 Tue Feb 15
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Stickleback 10:33 Tue Feb 15
Yep had similar years ago. Consultant laid a blue cloth over the nether regions and cut a hole in it to pull the old boy through. He then left the room leaving me lying there for 5 minutes. Upon his re-arrival he introduced me to two nurses, one who was "observing" who had been standing in the corner the whole time, totally unnoticed by the deaf git here. Thankfully I kept my mouth shut and hands away in that 5 minutes although I prayed that they wouldn't be in the pub on the Friday!
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Stickleback
12:42 Wed Feb 16
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zico 10:40 Tue Feb 15
I had mine done privately but was rather surprised to be taken outside to a portacabin where I was 'attended' by 2 women. In a portacabin no-one can hear you scream.
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joyo
1:04 Wed Feb 16
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Fuck that,I'm on crutches at mo and it's a right pain as gonna be 10/12 weeks,but reading the posts on here l think I'm better off as l am thanks!
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simon.s
1:05 Wed Feb 16
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Had it without sedation and it was filth.
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zico
1:44 Wed Feb 16
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What amazes me is all this technology we have and these cameras are still attached to what is a bleeding hose pipe!! I thought we would have little cameras the size of a pill we could swallow by now as per Dennis Quaid in Inner Space!!
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South Woodhammer
1:55 Wed Feb 16
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I’ve had it a few times and it’s fucking horrible. Probably like you I have a big gag reflex and it felt like torture first time , I was almost fighting them to pull it out. Next times I had it I insisted on sedation and knew nothing till I woke up...far better.
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